Where are you?

Where are you?

You Left Your Model on the Road - Another planksip non sequitur.

You Left Your Model on the Road

No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.
—John Locke (1632-1704)
Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
— Noam Chomsky (1928-present)
You left your model on the road - Another planksip non sequitur.

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