The Six Ends With Sex

Classy Ass End — A planksip Möbius Maker and Pathetic Paronomasia.

Classy Ass End — A Pathetic Paronomasia

Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
— Geoffrey Chaucer (1343-1400)

One day the last portrait of Rembrandt and the last bar of Mozart will have ceased to be — though possibly a coloured canvas and a sheet of notes will remain — because the last eye and the last ear accessible to their message will have gone.
— Oswald Spengler (1880-1936)

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.
— Bernard Williams (1929-2003)

Classy Ass End — A planksip Möbius Maker and Pathetic Paronomasia.

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